Text 2 Sep 133,160 notes

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

image

So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

WHOOAAAAA BLACK BETTY BLAM BA LAM

Text 2 Sep 194,155 notes

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus

In California, Jesús sells strawberries on the road side for cheap, Im sure if you ask nicely Jesús would bottle his tears real cheap for you too

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Text 2 May 133,160 notes WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY BLAM BA LAM!!!!

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

image

So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Video 20 Oct 476,410 notes

I feel like this guy would have Cuba Gooding Jr.’s voice….

(Source: kpfun)

Photo 20 Oct Sometimes I find things I like online

Sometimes I find things I like online

Text 20 Oct Anonymous Quotes From Recent Outings

Im just sitting here smiling….. cause mah butt is tingling… - anonymous

You put it in ice cream (5x in the past week) - Me, in reference to my hand, arm and a backpack xD

Who turned out the lights? - Dave

Doctor, we should be going! - Other Dave

I love you - The only woman in the world that matters :) (aside from mommy) xD

Text 9 Oct

I cant stop thinking about you, im so excited to see you that i actually have butterflies, that hasnt happened since i was much younger, I am overweight, but you think im handsome, I am a screw up, but you forgive me, I will win your trust back, I love you, when I say that, its true, no matter what, till the day I die, I cannot sleep cause I am thinking about spending time with you, I just want to get past my class tomorrow and see you. Any moment i spend with you is a moment i treasure, I love you with my whole heart, I am yours and I profess it loud and proud on public forum, I am not the best man in the world, but I will be the best that I can be for you, no matter what

JVR <3 CAD

Text 8 Oct

I goofed up, but you still accept me, I made a mistake and you forgave me, I love you more than anything, and the first time I held your hand I knew I wanted to be with you and no one else, when you kissed me, I knew I never wanted to lose you, I will prove to you I am worth your trust, your love and that I will always be here for you, and take care of you and treat you like the gorgeous queen that you are, I will always protect you, and love you no matter what. I want you and me together until im old and gray :) youre amazing in every way and I know I am a screw up, but I hope I can always be more positive than the negatives of my screw ups, I love you <3

Text 7 Oct

Staying up late talking to you, waking up to texts from you, being so excited to see you, it all goes to show how happy you make me and how lucky I truly am :) I can say after quite a while, I am actually happy again thanks to you, you are amazing in every way :)

Text 6 Oct

My body is tattooed, scarred and damaged, my mind too. I mess up a lot and almost made the biggest mistake of my life, but the one woman who matters found it in her heart to forgive me and I couldn’t be happier. I may not be perfect, my mind is broken from years of fighting and a hard upbringing, my body too, from the same things, but she is still there and she is still the one who makes me happy, I am one hell of a lucky man. I hope no matter how scarred and broken I am, she stays, because to me she is a beautiful angel, perfect in every way, I don’t know what I’d do without her now. From the moment I met her I knew she was special, I messed up though and did something dumb, she forgave me, but I have yet to forgive myself, I will be better, faster and stronger for her, I am hers, and I hope she is mine. 


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